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Age: 16

Joined On: Sep 06, 2006

Occupation: professional power ranger

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Music, concerts, Warped tour, randomness, mosh pits, rain, Threadless, moose, free hugs, Monty Python, Smosh, well that's not how the dinosaurs died, glowstick especially when they are thrown at you by Mililani kids, Waimea, Woodstock yes yes counterculture, making a scenes

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

It's national pick-up line day! Or something of the sort. So , this is a collection of random pick-up lines... Do you believe in love at first sight, or shall I walk past you again? If you were a pirate, would you wear your parrot on this shoulder, or on this shoulder? It's a good thing I brought my library card, cause I'm-a-checking you out. You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you. Let's make like fabric softener and snuggle. If you were a lazer, you'd be set on stunning. Your name must be Mickey, cause you're so fine. You must be a story sea, because you rock my boat. How you doing? Wanna play a game. Let's play counting hips, one, two , three, four. (end with arm around hip) Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Okay, thats good for now.

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April 22

Go plant a tree

It's earth day, today. And we concluded that the most eco-friendly option would be to go nude...but I don't expect/want anyone to go to such extremes. But anyway, go recycle.

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September 29

Lies they tell you in high school

The First Ten Lies They Tell You In High School

1. We are here to help you.

2. You will have enough time to get to your class before the bell rings.

3. The dress code will be enforced.

4. No smoking is allowed on school grounds.

5. Our football team will win the championship this year.

6. We expect more of you here.

7. Guidence counselors are always available to listen.

8. Your schedule was created with your needs in mind.

9. Your locker combination is private.

10. These will be the years you will look back on fondly.

okay

awesome yeah

Courtesy of this book of Christina's I'm reading:

Speak by Laurie Halse Anderson

oh theres more

Ten More Lies They Tell You In High School

1. You will use algebra in your adult lives.

2. Driving to school is a privilege that can be taken away.

3. Students must stay on campus for lunch.

4. The new textbooks will arrive any day now.

5. Colleges care about more than your SAT scores.

6. We are enforcing the dress code.

7. We will figure out how to turn off the heat soon.

8. Our bus drivers are highly trained professionals.

9. There is nothing wrong with summer school.

10. We want to hear what you have to say.

Love, Kaitlyn