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Ley Royal Scam

 
       

Genres: Emo / Emo / Emo

Location: West Chester, PA

Stats: 215 fans / 51,803 plays / 37 plays today

   
 
 

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Members: T. Mart + Ginny K. Boot

Hay! Tyler and Teeter (Ginny K. Boot, natch) from Ley Royal Scam have a new musical project.

Hello Fellow Gang of Unicorns -

2/5ths of yr friendly members of Ley Royal Scam - Tyler and Teeter (that's us! keys and vocals, respectively) - have started an x-citing new musical project called LadybiRdS.

We're totes amped on it and have been describing it as such:

Cyndi Lauper superfan meets (a cupcake pop version of) The Postal Service on diet pills (before Ephedra was banned by the FDA.)

We have 2 new tunez posted on our Myspace page here: http://www.myspace.com/weareladybirds.

We're releasing a full-length epic this summer on Creep Records. It's gonna be chock full of rad-zapping super secret guest vocalists. We shore hope you love it.

In other news, we're so sad to report that the Gilmore Girls is no longer a good show. The torch has been left completely in the hands of Veronica Mars.

Best ever,

Yr LadybiRdS

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OUr NeW WeBSiTE CAn EAT A WhOLe WaTErMELON, ToO.

upDaTe aLErt - THIS JUST IN:

HTTP://WWW.LEYROYALSCAM.COM

ArE YOu THERE god? IT's US, LeY ROYAL SCaM.

jUs' sayin: WE recently BUILt with OUR very OWN grubby little HANDZ a spiffy NEW wEbsITE, CAN YOU PLeaSE HELP US GET the kids INTO IT? GOSH please, WE JUS' riLLy WAnNA SiT at the POPULaR LUNcH table with Stacie Buchanan, Amanda McNally, and Tim Hogan really, THAT'S aLL we AXe.

HTTP://WWW.LEYROYALSCAM.COM

rAD ZaPZ.

Ps - LRS LoVeZ GilMore Girlz and miLo vEntiMiglia, bUt nOt in thaT orDeR.

MwAh!

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THE AUTHORITY ON MALL EMO: The voice of Little Orphan Annie scrappin' it out in a dark back alleyway with Cyndi Lauper-n-then busting out a You-Got-Served style dance off with (the effing perfect pop songwrite-ery of) the Soundtrack to Josie and the Pussycats (Best Record of 2002.) Throw in some sick Simple Plan/Archers of Loaf mix-up riffery-n-some 12th wave eem keyboards-n-yr totes ready to jam with The Scam. Jus' Sayin.

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June 1st, 2005

Hay there, skippy. It's us, yr friendly resident song monkeys from Camp Ley Royal Scam, located deep in the rolling hills of Honeybrook, PA - conveniently nestled between Chik Fil-A and Toby's Roller World.

OMG so please just already check it, WE TOTALLY HAVE FOUR NEW SONGS BURIED IN THIS HERE PLAYER ALL WHERE'S WALDO STYLE - BE SHORE TO SCROLL DOWN TO FIND EM, you lil' detective.

Let's not mince words here - we are like proud new musical parents in regards to these magical golden creations - and we can only hope you are too.

This is what they're called, woot woot:

-Things Just Got Wierd
-I Don't Know How, F'reals
-Where Did I Go Wrong?
-Nike's Won Out Over Me (Drag City, Man)

In summing up and per usual - we love you.

Please note that these new songs nearly killed us.

Double also please note: if yr 16 years old or younger, can give us at least 2 months advance booking notice, live in the NY/NJ/CT/PA/DE area, and are prepared to shake it like there is no shame in yr game, we will gladly play yr birthday party, graduation barbecue, or bat mitzvah. In addition to our base fee, we request payment in unlimited quantities of bug juice, Ellio's square pizza and cake (preferably german chocolate.) Please have Mom or Dad email T. Mart to begin rate negotiations.

leyroyalscam@hotmail.com

xo LRS

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Hola Friends and Musical Associates -

Due to wildly popular demand, LRS hoofed into our sick-ass church studio and recorded some muy interesante new tunery.

"No, You Can't Change My Life" is so totally gonna be the thing to git T. Mart a quadrupes wide rig in the HoneyBrook Trailer Park and Ginny K. Boot out of it - both of their respective life-long suburban Pennsylvania dreams!

We now have all 6 songs from our ultra-mega comprehensive catalogue up on here - we had to throw down lots of clams fer more spizace - owch!

One final clarification to appease T. Mart - the brilliant musical mind, glass eye, and volatile mood-maker behind this operation: Ley Royal Scam might have been in the past, but is defs NO LONGER A FAKE BAND. See, we've already practiced like twenty three and a half times in a giant empty rock club in Pennsylvania - so git hoofin' and think of us differently - STAT! That means 'As Soon As Possible' in hospital terminology.

Love the new jams, hate the new jams, or whatevs.com the new jams - they are what they are: full boar 2nd wave Ley Royal Scammery...a band that started as fake by two peripheral players on the cusp of someone else's amazing rock tour; a band that was forced to become un-fake due to the wiley climate of todays ever so retardo music industry. But, retardo wif love, natch.

That, in itself, is stupenderific. And thank god this happened, cause it's the funnest effin' thing we've ever even done to spice up our snoozefest suburban lives! SHEESH.

EPICALLY WEEDED.

What the effingly yrs,
Ginny K. Boot

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In an age where most female-fronted rock bands are made up of former child stars or someone's next door neighbor, Ley Royal Scam consists of a young, controversial garment maker and an ex-Nashville songwriter with a glass eye.

 

  • Emily_Vengeance said:
    I like you guys =] i really like the song Yr Still Not Awesome! lol Awesome song Jul 06
  • Emily_Vengeance said:
    I like you guys =] i really like the song Yr Still Not Awesome! lol Awesome song Jul 06
  • BassGigglesYayy! said:
    you guys rock!! Mar 22
  • amee said:
    gawd. you guys are great. i listen nearly non stop. well done. super rad. xDD Dec 18
  • Mecca said:
    Hey! I Dig Y\'all, and I didn\'t think I would, which is always awesome. You shouldn\'t classify yourself as emo/emo/emo. I\'d throw some other genres in there! Oct 23
  • jaceyrenee24 said:
    Add Comment here... Aug 13
  • charchar475 said:
    u guys definatly got somthin there Jul 13
  • lover_of_stanley said:
    yall are frekain awesome have a great day May 30
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