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Members: Chris / Rick(y)

What's that? The musty aroma of putrid fish out of cold, stale water? Heck yeah fools! That's because the Killa Pirannaz are out of the tank tonight! After 12 years of stagnancy beneath the dark waters of a not-so-clean fish tank, the Killa Pirannaz have broken the bondage of moldy glass to once again take today's lethargic music scene and wake it up with the salty stench of fishy rock and roll!

The last time they were heard was with their sophmore album, "The Killa Pirannaz Strike Back," which was released back in the day when they topped the charts with the single "Outta the Tank Tonight!" Sadly, however, their career was cut short when a rookie music critic falsely stated that "...if the Killa Pirannaz smell as bad as they sound, then they should be fried on a rusty grill and processed into cat food, because only a cat would eat them...." The rumor spread and soon the band couldn't book a show anywhere, even Canada! So the Pirannaz had no choice but to go into exile on the distant planet of Dagobah, where they would wait until all the hype slowed down and all the lies stopped. They say time heals all wounds and that's what the Killa Pirannaz hoped for as they patiently awaited their eminent return to the number one spot in the hearts of everyone in the United States.

Well, it seems that time has come. As the new millinium trucks on, it seems the Killa Pirannaz are less than a distant memory in the minds of the producers of popular music television--so what better time to make a comeback? And what a comeback it is...their first "new" album, "Greatest Hitz: Season 3 Vol. 5," is in the making with remixed and remastered versions of all of the Killa Pirannaz's old favorites, along with a few new songs as well. Yes, the Killa Pirannaz are back with a vengence and this time nothing will stand in their way. So watch out fools, cause the Killa Pirannaz are back and better than ever. Hide your children, hide your pets, but don't hide your ears because the Killa Pirannaz are gonna rock your socks off and then feed them to the dryer because we're Killa Pirannaz and we can do that junk! Yeah fools, ungh!