Members: Kail - Vocals; The Bearded Man - Guitar, anything and everything Kail isn\'t doing
Kail and the Bearded Man - The Most Amazing Duo Evarrr
Do you like little kids with tight girl pants who cut themselves and have high pitched voices? Do you relate to their lyrics about how they cry and then slit their wrists cause they can't have the girl of their dreams because that girl doesn't like little pussies? Well then Kail and the Bearded Man aren't for you, for they are probably the manliest band you will ever see. Beardy makes the music and Kail makes up retarded ass lyrics that fit them. Give them a listen, and maybe you'll cream yourself silly.
OMANWEGOTSNAKES Music Video

9/24/06 - UPDATE! NEW KAIL SHIRT AVAILABLE NOW IN BLACK AND RED!
Kail - Greatest Snuff Songs Vol. 999 Black/Red T-Shirt
Alphasars - Kail's Official Website
Kail's Videos on Youtube
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