PureVolume

There rode three knights in search for new music.
Sir Jimmy the Quick Jam
Sir Luke the Heavy Jam
and Sir Jamin the Bass-man

They quested into the far off garage, under the Mighty House. It was a long journey, and they faced many foes. Some larger, some quicker, but none more brave. The band travelled past the Punks who spat their chords over and over at them. They swam through the thick mud of the earth and still stayed strong together. Finally, they met a man who could help them find their sound. This man was none other than John Pinky the Wise. He had mystical powers unseen to our realm of living.

Upon arrival the band of knights fell to their knees and pleaded for John Pinky's wisdom, and he told them, "Jamin, always think new and love what you do." And to Luke he said, "Let every time you clash down on your drum that you find both your friends and help bring them together-- give it your all." And he turned kindly to Jimmy. "And you play not with your fingers, but with your heart. If you're of kinder spirits let it be known, but be one with your band." Then to all he proclaimed, "You are one! You are new! Play! Play the music!"