PureVolume

Members: Lizi Loud (vox), Killa K (drums), Dirty Berti (bass)

about the itchytits!!

writing is ridiculous and so is capitalism... hence no capital letters shall be appearing in the following feature...

we met, we formed a band - this much is obvious so here's some ridiculous stories, pick the one you like best or think might be a bit true (delete as appropriate)...

1. ridiculously sensible:
four young ladies went to a place together and wanted to play with each other because they thought it would be fun. so they did and it was so they kept doing it and they will keep on doing it until they get bored and/or hate each other.

2. ridiculous:
four young ladies went to light-bulb changing college where they all learnt how to change light-bulbs properly to a certified degree level. so charged was their desire to change, not only light bulbs but also the world, that they persisted to form a noise making group and shout about their beliefs everywhere they went in the hope that someone important like george bush or the bearded guy who was trying to kill us all would hear them and take note.

3. ridiculous, very:
eighty seven thousand million trillion cabillion ooodullynoodulleycaboodulleying young cabbages decided they were hungry and so they made a hammm and cheeeeese sandwich that sounded very similar to an all girl punk rock band, it tasted very nice thankyou... very like a funny-serious piece of artrock. thanks mum. dad, you did well too.

4. ridiculous, very, very:
george bush is in his second term.
never believe all that you read.

however, don't forget to read the small print!

*disclaimer*
the itchy tits take no responsibility whatsoever now or ever for any damage optical, mental or otherwise incurred by listeners upon the reading of this piece or any other piece presented by the itchy tits or any other group associated or not associated with or by them..

n.b. two full stops equals the extreme stoppage of this sentence
p.s. no more shall be revealed as this is the end my friend, oh yes
p.p.s. the end my friend, the end
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