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Genres: Pop Punk / Punk / Christian Rap

Location: Woodward, IA

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Members: Andy, Chance, Ben

Andy "@$$ Candy" Moran - guitar, erect pianist

Chance "No Pants" Dorland - drums, cymbals, kielbasa

Ben "the Law" Lawrence - masterbasser, sexual predator*

other members:
Michael "the Italian Stallion" Uthe - drums, bass, piano, guitar, and his washboard abs @ jazz in july
Dane "Anal-Pain" Jaquinta - Chance's replacement after he went to college...and i guess he played guitar once, too...but he's no me...i mean come on!
Aaron "oh-so-small" Hall - just kidding, he's a horse...anyhow he's rumored to sit in with the band at Modern Music '06

What do you get when you mix an acoustic guitar in Iowa, a drumset in Boston, and one of the hottest moms around?
The answer - our new single, Better than Merle.

*all charges currently being pressed on Ben Lawrence are simply unproven allegations. The fact that the police found his fingerprints and bodily secretions inside the visceral remains of numerous corpses does not prove anything.