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Rock / Southern Rock

Well, where do we begin? It all began with some little boys and big dreams. Big dreams and lots and lots of Kelloggs Coa Coa Puffs cereal to get the extra kick in a young mans life. But that's another story for another time, so lets not waste this precious gathering and lets get on with the story....

As we all well know, time goes by and we all shall never forget that day in Tallahassee where all but one child was lost. Lost in the sick twisted world of puppys and crab cakes with sugar rushes and chocolate bunnys hopping along the road that we all call life. Ah yes, life. The end of one and a beginning for so many few. And those few would soon rule the world with their long gangly fangs and chocolate bunny breath...thats right, I'm talking about THE SNAKE SQUAD! Formed in the bowels of the deep dark hole that we all know as Alabama, the SNAKE SQUAD is still known for their killing of pop divas and crooked Congressmen. Yes, they get political at times, but their lust for rock and juicy leaders of the free world still stirs echoes within cold blooded hearts around the world.

With the help of a three legged creature known as MANOMANDAWICH THE TAME and some retired turkeys, the four super serpents inherited powers beyond reason. Powers soooo magical, it makes street magician David Blane look like just your average man trying too hard to be liked just because he can make your virginity dissapear...creep. Anyway, back to the powers, the main theory behind these so called "snakes" is they're known to blind you from your everyday lifestyle and make your cares dissapear with their heart felt lyrics and their annoying guitar licks. But, that's just a theory. Others have heard they whisper into your ear at night hissing away the agonizing pain that brings Satan himself to his knees, and then throwing a cement block into his abdomen and stapling his face to the wall, and then waking up in the night hearing faint cryes of demons getting their ghost necks hammered down into their chest like a hammer to a nail. Again, just theorys.

But to truely wittness such an act of heroism and pain enduring rock, you must come to their shows. Not just to listen, but to get your face smashed and your fingers mutilated. Only then will you truely enjoy the realism that is...THE SNAKE SQUAD. Hissssssss....

(DISCLAIMER)
-IAMA are not on drugs and do not promote violence or any of that jazz...unless you worship Satan, then you are PANSIES! and in that case be prepared for eternal life of SNAKE BITES!!!!

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