PureVolume

What do you get when you cross four monkeys, 8 spatulas. a bicycle with no seat, half a lamp post, some dog fur (preferably Mastif), a rusty iron gate, 9 pee stained chesterfield imitation leather sofas, some dribble, a car trunk full of stank byatch undies, a four hour rehersal, no sleep for six days, some dude passing fluids, some air play and a parted partridge in a pear shaped arse??