NEW SONGS!
Please excuse the feedback.
Higgins & Main is some band from East Kildonan (Winnipeg) who just play whatever sounds good to them.
Despite popular belief, Higgins & Main will not give you crabs, but Kevin gives good head.
For the record:
Sonney "Derek Hoels" Higgins:
Sonney is a small time professional telemarketer with a knack for ripping out solos on his pink guitar. It is common knowledge that if Sonney does not have a guitar in his hands he is prone to do insanely stupid acts against all comments from his friends and loved ones.
AJ Ampersand:
AJ is currently un employed and uses all of his free time to watch british television, direct comedy sketches, and listen to music. A large amount of his time is spent obsessing over Poppy Seed Muffins. He also spends a good portion of his time trying to drum.
Jess "Hippie" Main:
Oh c'mon- you know who she is. It's not as if she was summoned from the underworld to rule the earth with her devil spawn children. If you see Jess on the street, be sure to not bring up her Devil Spawn children or she may or may not attempt to eat your spines (depending on whether you give her some smokes or not. It might be a good idea to surrender your entire pack.)
Surrender to me, all your cancer sticks, or be shanked!
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Check out our *shudder* myspace if you'd like.
http://www.myspace.com/higginsmain
April 21
Well the 420 show was a pretty big disaster. Milos gave away most of the tickets for free and at the end of the night we were $85 short of breaking even, which we made Milos get the money for because it's his fault we were short.
We never got to play our set either. Sonney didn't show up because his dad is an asshole and threatened to kill AJ when he went to sonneys hosue to get him. We did play three songs, Mary jane, Mumble, and Empty Threat. Aj hopped on guitar and we made Kevin, one of our roadies, play drums, which was a bad idea. Mary Jane was decent except for the drumming of course.
-JMANN
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April 17
Hey everybody!
Well we've got two new songs up, just some demos I suppose. Both songs will be played at the 420 this friday so come check it out and make sure to buy tickets! You can get them off Jesse in Empty bottle or from Milos in Menopause. All the cool kids will be there! You know you want to come!
Don't make me eat your unborn fetuses.
I'll fucking do it.
...umm....
Right then, that's all for now.
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February 15
Well not much has been going on lately. We havn't been practicing much due to guitarist availability issues. We're working on a show for May to display some of our mellow songs.
Basically were just writing right now. Havn't really gotten anywhere yet, but stay tuned!
On another note;
We're serious about the devil spawn children. I summoned them from the future.
Surennder to me all your cigarettes.
-Jess
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December 11
So tonight was our first show.
Held at the Label Gallery.
Thank you to everyone who came out for us.
Thanks to Aaron for letting us use his bass amp.
Thanks to Tristen for letting us use his drum kit.
Thanks to Jesse from Empty Bottle for being such a cool guy.
Just finished cutting out the best bits from the show and putting them on here.
So we have:
All The Kiddies
Ass Hole / Drop Out
Three Little Pigs and
Wish You Were Here
They turned out all right for a one mic recording.
See you all another time.
-And(rew Jaymz)
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November 29
Is aparently the name of our album. Pretty sweet eh?
All the songs were recorded, basically, in one shot. We used Ajs camera to record everything.
Sorry about the feedback.
Oh, and I'll remember all the words next time.
Come to the show!
P.s. AJ I'm pretty sure I'm tone deaf on coral fang. The chorus sounds horrible.
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The White Dude
You guys gotta redo fire..Sonney\'s git fiddle\'s outta
tune
posted Apr 17
bass_dave
you guys are pretty good. im likin\' the song ass
hole/drop out. wish u were here was done very well
considering u only have one guitarist! keep up the
awesome-ness
posted Jan 03