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David Krol, Jon Leblanc, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit


When a fresh new layer of butter is put onto a piece of home made banana loaf, it is all that i can do not to totally eat it in its entirety. But then I remember that if I eat the piece of loaf, Zexcerak from the mutant planet of Xuyfdew will for sure pay a visit to earth just so he can assasinate men with a dill pickle. This is because on the planet of Xuyfdew, they worship a piece of banana loaf with a fresh new layer of butter on it as there one and only god. Therefore I would be doing Zexcerak and the whole of his civilization a great act of disrespect and committing a terrible, horribly terrible even, blasphemy against the god that the Xuyfdew people hold so dear to there heart. So I will put that piece of loaf aside, or maybe even put it on a pedesta (I haven't decided yet); l will stay true to the sacred code of Youitepoeq and never even bake another loaf in my life time, just to show Zexcerak how much him not brutally mutating my body means to me.
- Ta