Members: Camilo, Andres, Jake, Brian
VANISH HUNGER AND ROCK!!!
WARNING: The following bio was written in a sarcastic mood. Some info are inside jokes.
Foreign Affairs is a 4 piece band composed of two members that were saved from your profitable charities to the 1800-help-a-third-world-child foundation.
Andres & Camilo -guitars and vocals- landed in a small Texan town known as Tyler; to fuse with the local hippie,punk and redneck community. There they mastered the English language with Shakespeare's Monologues and re-runs of Seinfeld and started composing lyrics. They were later joined by Brian Graue-bass- and Devin Murphy-drums- to practice in a garage and record songs.
Foreign Affairs sounds like John Lennon on an acid trip while touring with Led Zepellin, KISS and all of the Heavy Rock and Roll commercial bands.
-- FOREIGN AFFAIRS may sound like a Threesome between The Beatles, Nirvana and Weezer and after agreeing upon not to ever say anything to anyone about the incident--
When not doing humanitarian aid for the United Nations and UNICEF the band members play and record music. Are we aware of the problems? Yeah! But what else to do but blame goverments!
Soon we will invade your TV's with a chaotic successful reality show, while promoting our DVD "behind the scenes" and cruising around on our 20 inch wheels cars. We will give interviews to music magazines while pouring crystal on our top-model groupies and we will join forces with BONO and Coldplay to heal the world.
Soon you can join us too and become dreamers by buying our "Foreign Affairs" bed sheets,CDs, shirts and DVDs at your local WALMART.