Xana-two is here!
Posted April 2, 2008
Durrty Durrty Blog 38: Xana-two is here! Current mood: blustery Category: Dreams and the Supernatural Hey guys, this is Xanadu! I know you haven’t heard from me in many moons. The band likes to say that I left, but you know I didn’t. I was out because my little lady was having a little me. Per say...a mini-me! Heee heee. If you want to see what he looks like, go to my myspace. He’s posted in the pictures. And if you don’t care, that’s cool too. I’m hoping soon, everyone will see him due to Baby Gap. Hey, Tux, shut your pie-hole! This is my blog! I’m back with the band now, and we are heading to Dallas. It should be a fine show. It’s the beginning of Skeletour. If you were planning to come to the tour because you saw the band a few weeks ago, you need to! We have new music, and I don’t know what to do in it yet. So come see me look like a fool. I’ve listened to some of the new stuff, and I think everyone will like it. Actually, I know everyone will like it. So I hope to see you dancing with us! And if y’all have a skeleton mask, please bring it. And wear it in the audience! We NEED a lot of skeletons in the audience. Anything that resembles a skeleton. Or, if you just want to rip off your skin...no, don’t do that. We want our audience to resemble Skeletor. I’m sorry to everybody that we are not going to see. This is a west-coast tour. But we will see you during Warped Tour, and bring your skeletons there, too! I know people like bringing stuff for the band, and if you choose to do so for babies NOT on board, we can always use diapers. They poop a lot. And/or similac. Let’s not forget something for Crouton...he’s having an attitude right now. I don’t know what he needs, but think of him while you’re at it. He has a severe attitude whenever I mention babies around him. P.S. For all the ladies out there, Chap Stique is not available. He will be married in 3 weeks. I’m so sorry. But Fatty is still available. This is Xanadu, signing off. Much love!
