Duck Duck Axe Murderer

 
       

Genres: Classic Rock / Metalcore / Comedy

Location: Cleveland, OH

Stats: 25 fans / 643 plays / 0 plays today

Members: Brock Steady, Tom Bruise, Orlando Doom, Bobby Badfingers, Smash Killington, xBwandon Bwutalityx, Sergeant Sexy, Lieutenant Luscious, Captain Cuddles

 

From nine of the most genius minds to hit the music scene in the history of this destitute world of shitty mainstream pop-riffs, decadent and entropical local music scenes, comes the savior of all sound, noise, and musical genre: Duck Duck Axe Murderer.

They blend a careful arithmetic of chaotic, melodic inspiration, with a fresh, hot plate of technical insanity, to create the most mind-bendingly, testiculartastical, sexually stimulating experience to ever crawl into your ear and caress your ear drum erotically, making you wet yourself in a fit of joy.

It is truth. This is the best band you have, and will ever hear.

-Kelly Clarkson

 

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  • kR!n said:
    lov u??? ur like zombies!! lol Oct 04
  • x_amplified_hearts_x said:
    i never knew what it was like to be underwater in a castle with zombies till now. thanks. lol =) you guys rock. Jan 12
  • Tyler said:
    haha you guys are awesome. Jul 12
  • yukky dukky said:
    sorry I JENNY am coming to your house,i was uder my sistas name ,dayumm bitch thoo we live close a fuck,you know brannen,we spizzles hahah at crocka!g00se Jul 08
  • Monika Renea said:
    Im gonig to your house,now,we live 15 minutes away,ill see you soon Jul 08
  • said:
    fucking amazing shit Jun 16
  • said:
    you guys are the fucking sex! Feb 27
  • said:
    Add Comment here... Jan 09
  • Tish105 said:
    you guys are cool Dec 02
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