PureVolume

Members: Daphne, Derby (currently in a fight, figures...)

I got this..

You may have seen us perform at the 2007 MTV Music Video Awards. Oh by "perform" I mean "run on stage" during the U2 set or someone, we were too busy (and naked) to notice who was playing. If you liked what you say, call booking for a concert and/or streaking show.

We are coming out with our 3rd LP soon, and hopefully this one has some songs on it. The last couple blank cds we've referred to as "our first cds", we've been selling for 20 dollars a piece. Come to find out that they didn't have anything on them.. Promise, honest mistake. Hehehe. So we have added a new member, except I don't think he/she knows he/she is in a band yet, I think they are under the impression that this is some kind of traveling circus, mostly because we thought it was National Dress Like a Prostitute Day in Utah, come to find out we were just at a garage sale. Could have happened to anyone, really. It just happened to be the most 2 alcoholics south of the 'Sipi. So to get back to the music (or lack thereof) we swear we are trying to make some. As soon as learn how to play instruments, write some songs, get some equipment for recording some demos, and develop some musical talent, we'll let you know. We've been pretty busy in the online bowling shoe business. It's quite slow at the moment, but we are expecting it to take off any moment.... Like right.... NOW! ......Nope, nothing. Wait, what about.... NOW! Dag, it was worth a shot. Okay so when (when, not if) this idea runs out of fuel, we'll be putting on our new song called "OMFG! So Today I Decided I Wasn't Going To Get Up But I Totally Did And I Was All Like LOL!!!!" I just came up with the song title right now, but it's pretty safe to say that song is going to rival "Wake Me Up When September Ends" for song of the fuggin century. But still, if there was something I learned from "Last of the Mohicans", it was that skinny white girls in the whole "indian" scene shouldn't commit suicide by jumping off a cliff of a mountain. Just think about that while you look at some high quality bowling shoes. No? Worth a shot.