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1) Sadaam has been sentenced to death. I have commemorated his life through a collaboration of noises. Take a moment to admire the man we all grew to love. The Sadaam Hussein Tribute cd will come out December 25, 2006.

2) Speaking of December 25, this is the day when everyone who is Jewish wishes they weren't. This collaboration of noises pays tribute to those people, like Macaulay Culkin or Barbara Bush or even Sheryl Crow.

3) The third song is me trying to be a god, but coming up short.

Check out The Modern Melody. We are set to record over the Christmas break - like, legitimate recording. Keep checking back, your ears will be golden soon.



Hey fans! I have no idea who the 6 people who are listed as fans are. Leave a comment telling me how you found this page because I have no idea who you are. Maybe we can go on a date. Well unless you're a boy. Well, only if you're a boy. Get it? I liiiiiiike.


The Modern Melody.