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Genres: Death Metal / Christian Rap / Funk

Location: New Providence, NJ

Stats: 10 fans / 6,790 plays / 0 plays today

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Members: Sean, Dennis, Brian

Even though Brian is out of the band, I thought i would bring this aspiring artist to everyones attention.

Attention: 5/17, BRIAN IS BACK IN THE BAND It's not that we don't still think he's a homo. It's more that we've come to the realization that our band needs a gay guy. We think it will help to give personality to the band. So Brian's still gay, but hes also back in the band. Oh, and his name doesnt get capitalized in the thing at the top because hes gay.

Dennis has an amazing idea to help our cd sell. Buy 20 cd's and you get to keep Sean. Yes, keep him. You will also get to have Sean if you find a special ticket in your CD, Willy Wonka style. If two different people win Sean you must fight to the death or we will kill you both. Now go. Buy. Be amazed at our intelligent lyrics.
Our cd "The Harries Technique" is out. $6. We pwn. Buy it. If you want a copy contact Dennis and don't tell Brian or Sean

OH, AND WE'RE NOW A "SIGNED" BAND, JSUT BECAUSE I FELT LIKE CHECKING THAT OPTION OFF.

We are a kick ass band who likes to touch themselves at night. It is fun. Our music represents our love for touching ourselves. We also touch our fans. It is fun.
We also enjoy long walks on the beach and homemade cookies.