"Humbugs are immense!"
Posted August 2, 2006
Booya! We hope all is well with you, the reader, and pray God have mercy on your soul for supporting a monster as dark and evil as Breaking The Girl. We trust your judgement.
OK, so you know the drill by now; usually we pad around our news with useless bits of information which may occasionally raise the smallest of smiles from your otherwise stony faces, but which is usually forgotten within 30 minutes of reading. WELL, today there will be no useless information, oh no sireey. Were cutting to the chase, speaking frankly, never beating around the bush, and generally getting to the point; and what a point she be...
...the day has finally arrived when we can release our creative juices all over your ears, as Eleven:Eleven is but a few weeks from being unleashed on unsuspecting Joe Public. I pity the fool. And no, your eyes havent lied to you, those are songs from the new EP on our profile RIGHT NOW! Literally this second. Go on, take another look..yep, theyre still there!
So, we at BTG HQ recommend you kick back in a comfy sofa chair, slip off you slippers, pour yourself a glass of port and marvel in the sounds we have created. And if, at any point during this heavenly experience should you wish to let us know what you think of those noises, good or bad, then by God act on your urges. It humours us to know whats on your minds.
Keep checking back on this here profile in the coming weeks for writings by music type folk, expressing their opinions on the EP in the form of reviews. Also well be hitting the clubs and pubs again soonish to promote this fiery devil, so keep your eye out for the dates for your calendars. Finally, there will be some new pictures of our gorgeous bodies on here soon too, the current ones are a bit last year and we now all have far more facial hair and bigger bellies (except for Joe that is).
Did we say bellies? We meant penises.
(Again, except for Joe).
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it x x x
