Day 13: Columbia, MO (City motto: Smack dab in the middle o Misery!): We were supposed to play at Mojos today, but the promoter cancelled due to inclement weather.…
Mar 08, 2007
Day 7: Chicago, IL (official city status: haunted): In the late 1800s, a Chicago sausage magnate was arrested for the murder of his wife, allegedly grinding her up i…
Feb 21, 2007
All in all, we seem to being doing it backwards touring the blistering South in the middle of August, followed by the Artic cold-front prone Midwest in the dead of win…
Feb 14, 2007
I was a poor kid. My first Nintendo was played on a used hospital TV long before gamers became an official pedigreed social group. Most of my friends got off on Tecmo…
Feb 07, 2007
In six years of touring, we occasionally get the rare opportunity to stumble across a great gastronomic find apart from the usual Taco Bell/Burger King/Subway Smorgasbo…
Jan 17, 2007
I went back to work at the metal shop on Monday. This was not due to any sort of failure on the part of the band, it was simply a way to kill a two-month break and mak…
Dec 21, 2006
They say if you go back far enough, were all related. Maybe thats true in a Biblical sense, maybe its not. On a micro-level, in regards to family names, it seems more…
Dec 14, 2006
To be read like an exuberant newscaster in the tradition of Citizen Kane (opening scene) Touring in 2006 ended for us in a deluge of snow, power outages, nausea, and r…
Dec 07, 2006
Id like to pre-empt my usual weekly blog of brainpan gristle with a reflection on some sad news of which Ive recently been made aware. Anyone with a connection to the…
Nov 29, 2006
I recently wrote a recipe for vegetarian quiche that will appear in an upcoming issue of Alternative Press magazine. I had so much fun writing it, I thought Id do it a…
Nov 20, 2006