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Members: Max (guitar), Serge (Bass&Burning tapdance), Dj 357 (drums).

David Lynch says Geometric Core.
www.myspace.com/baldlangouste

Baldness - Jun 9, 2006
Bald moose attacks toothless deer.

The vet - Jun 12, 2006
The vet has robbed an orthopedic warehouse.

Chris Pennie - Jun 19, 2006
Chris Pennie was hospitalized with damaged legs after trying to replay Bald Langouste tracks.
NJ Post.

Fuck you - Jun 26, 2006
So much junky children hopes for us.

New anatomy - Jul 13, 2006
One little girl has two blue tapes growing on her nose . A case especially rare because on one tape was written the Mars, and on other the Jupiter.

Bam Margera - Jul 31, 2006
"I want to kill Bam Margera's family"
Jane-Klod Van Damm

Metal Injection - August 08, 2006
Rob the joker.

Scott Hull - August 16, 2006
Scott Hull founded Agoraphobic Nosebleed because Brian Harvey did not allow to play on drums.

Secret - Aug 24, 2006
Batman is Bruce Wayne.

Cumfights: A cause for concern - Aug 31, 2006
The bumfighters Rufus and Donald Brennan were sodomized by black and blonde and red man.

Gramp - Sep 7, 2006
Jim Carrey is old.

Black and white and child fucker all the same face - Sep 22 , 2006
I spilled my beer on my tie when ran you over Michael Jackson.

Japan is not China - Sep 30 , 2006
Jet Lee has choked in Tokyo Subway Gases.

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BIOGRAPHY
Once upon a time in the back woods Louisiana swamps far far away,four compadres decided to drop tent,pick their hats up and head on down the road to....Murfreesboro....Tennessee that is...where they came to find a strip club DJ working hard for the money in Nashville...who after multiple hazings and a 15 page essay on the Dukes of Hazzard was welcomed into their malitia.After putting on the red light and their coonskin thinking caps,the five of them sat down over poptarts and venison,coming to the conclusion that they should form a band named The Bald Langouste Tapdance Extravaganza.