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Dear millions of fans,
Yes this is Luke writing (cue mad cheering). I am the soul and insiperation behind this band, I am the great one that is holding it together, and yes I play the bongos (just a wee bit). If all of you were waiting for our new hit single "Detective I" not "Eye", it has been recorded. If you are wondering why it is not currently on the site, it is because you suckers aren't cool enough to hear it. Actually it is because we have not finished mixing yet. Not that anyone likely cares, except for that one guy 'NonExistantband'-- likely the coolest fan or automated progam ever.
If it was just me, I would probably be famous right now, but unfortunatly I am being held back by my slow-witted conpanions. It was their idea to put a picture on this site with all of us spray-painted black (boy did that stuff take a long time to wash off) and standing infront of a hippie backdrop. (I am the extremely muscular one on the left doing the cool pose. I also have my own radio station. Tune into Haggis fm. for great tunes and BIG PRIZES!)
I shall leave you with these words of wisdom.
Always wear a safety helmet when riding a bike to avoid head injuries.
So long fans, and remember to check out our website for our new hit single, available soon!
(What he heck is Detective I supposed to mean anyways?)