THE OFFICIAL HENTAI-INSPIRED MUSIC VIDEO OF 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG'
Hailing from the nether regions of ASIA, Singapore, ASTRONINJAis made up of a crazed albino fellow, a rogue assassin Eurasian, two Chinese fellas who don't know any kungfu but are killer at
chopstick ping pong, and a cuddly woolly sheep whose name is BOBBY!
They are inspired by their love for anime music, Asian culture & fashion, J rock and Western punk rock music, vampires and of course, ninjas.
Believing that they are actually monks reincarnated (with asses so sexy, even monkeys grope them like cupcakes on a table of sweets!), these lads and a lamb are unlike any other band in the world. Loud, proud, and uberlistically ninjalicious, ASTRONINJA is the heart and soul of every teenaged ninja, every strange incarnation from a tadpole, every obsessive oddball, giggly goofball, narcissistic nerd, gawky geek, whacked out weirdo and fucked up freak out there who doesn't want to fit into the pretension of being 'accepted' by their conforming peers.
Oh we hate writing bios! Screw it. Listen to the tunes and do the giraffe dance
with your sexy puppy already! :)
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We make it a point to write back to every ninja, always!
2008: 'KISS MY ASTRO!' FULL ALBUM
Featuring 'The Bukkake Udon Song', 'Thunder' and nine more peanut butter on the brain tunes guaranteed to make you go "Whoa, I didn't know I could shake my god-given bum like that! OMFG spanky spanky"!
If Chuck Norris wasn't so busy saving the world from crashing comets, immortal demons and dreadful creatures, he'd approve of this album for sure - then, he'd kick your ass and make love to all the men and women in your country with the might of a single thrust!
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Senya Bassist
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OMG!!!!!!!! UR AMAZING!!!!!! NO LIE!!!!!!! May 30
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mytragichistory
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those are the most amazing pictures i have ever seen ever. im going to dress like that always. May 16
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James(Insidevoice)
said:
i think i just lawled off my lawlercoaster xD Apr 27
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h@nnahH3@rtBR0k3n [myspace.com/rainbowteardropss]
said:
dude this is epic haha i love it :]] Apr 25
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Lauren!
said:
this is crazy awesome. Apr 13
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WATCHOUT! There's Winna
said:
aww you guys are sooo sweet! i love the music :) Apr 07
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Dzaster Must Die
said:
Oh wow, you guys are so cool, you leave me feeling all happy and shit ^_^ Apr 01
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DC ,,V
said:
Thats probably the best album art I've ever seen. Hope you guys are doing good. Mar 24
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duckduckBEAR!
said:
oh my geeez i love this band!! Mar 21
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Alice
said:
Best band ever *tears up* .... such touching lyrics and a memorable bio.... Mar 19
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Alice
said:
OMFGGG!!! I am in LOVE!!!! Soooo wicked awesome!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYY Mar 19
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.hopium. :D
said:
i love your guyses sound. its effing smexy. oh you guya are also supa foxy!!!! :DD Mar 18
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sunshine ੴ
said:
bukkake... or bukkake udon? wtf HAHAHAHAHAHA Mar 14
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sunshine ੴ
said:
ASTRONINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i miss you :( Mar 14
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Morgan-Lynn Thain
said:
Hey guys! I love you all! We need to hang out soon! Mar 13
KISS MY ASTRO!
Sep 15, 2008
Anatronickk
Memphis, TN
jebaisupladita@ymail.com
Bacolod City, Philippines
Sarah Muchiga
Yokohama, Japan
sexhale (NOW REVIEWING MUSIC!!!)
San Antonio, TX
[[Lacey]]
United States
Senya Bassist
Hortonville, WI
JellyLuvsUxoxo
Nashua, NH
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