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THE EXTRA-ORDINARY ADVENTURES OF...MAN-BAT (A BAT CALLED MAN)

Man-Bat suffers from 'insomnia'. he takes sleeping pills to help him sleep,
but they just make him anxious.
He sleeps with the night light on so he can watch the tap 'drip'.

man-bat eats (anything fried)
-fries
-eggs
-fish fingers
-chicken shapes
-custard

his fridge is empty apart from a carton of 500mL custard.
man-bat thinks that drinking coke out of a glass bottle is CLASSY.
...and it makes it taste less like a sugar filled carbonated beverage & more like a wholesom blend of fruity goodness!
Man-bat doesnt believe in:
-vegetables
-elvis
-immaculate conception
- the RUBIK's cube

man-bat catches the 6:25am tram every morning to work because he cant drive.
man-bat hates:
-brocolli
-alfalfa
-WHAM

HE'S NOT FANTASTIC , HE'S NOT BIONIC OR SUB-SONIC... HE'S EXTRA-ORDINARILY ORDINARY!!!

LOVE ALEISHA!

Posted 0000-00-00 at 0000-00-00

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