PureVolume

Dear DragonForce,
Ok guys...its not funny any more. please stop showing up at our gigs while were doing a set. You guys always immediatly burst into "through the fire and flames" while were doing spare time. The crowd then turns and listens to you instead. We ask you to stop repediatly but you always say "yaa look at dees loozers" Shutup dragonforce! "hah! alfonso hammer and the moonlight socks! the only sorrow is you play! yaa!"

Please stop ruining our shows immediatly. we just want our music to reach thousands but its always smothered by your constant soloing.

Love
Fonzy Hammer

*TO CLEAR UP SOME OF THE MANY MISCONCEPTIONS ABOUT FONZEY HAMMER*
YES, we ARE a real band. this is not a joke, i dont know why many people seem to think it is.
if you're wondering if you saw us on the Pavement Markings Tour with Cold Ethyl and Circuit Jam in June, wonder no more for that was us.
and now for the FAQ
Why the ridiculous name? We dont find it ridiculous at all. It's grand and imposing and represents our music very well.
What are the "moonlight sorrows"? The moonlight sorrows is a saying p-man and g-man invented as childhood friends.
Who IS Alfonso Hammer? That we cannot tell.
Why do you refer to yourselves with such inane nicknames? so many artists have functioned with pseudonyms that we frankly feel offended any time someone asks us why we choose not to use our real names. besides g-man is g-man's real birth name.
Why is the sound quality so poor on some of your recordings? All of our recordings were from our debut album My Inner Soul Speaks. We have since moved on to better producers and recording equipment.
I am in the Woodbridge/ Tri-state area and would like to book you for my club. How may I contact you? We are currently booked as the Haunted Mask's house band, for a brief time. We agreed to do this as we are big fans of the Haunted Mask and their continuing pursuit for supporting underground music.
Why dont you just change your band name and make more conventional songs? Look man you can't silence our ART!
Who are some of your influences? Our influences are largely folk-based acoustic bands like ourselves including simon and garfunkle and edgar decrapitor and the wings of steel but we also dig early mj, the adverts, joan jett, massari, sean leonard and megadeth.

These songs portray our inner soul and truest desires.

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