The Katonah

The Katonah



First wed like to compliment your cooking skills,

But when it comes to real estate, keep out of our grills.

Youre a big shot with your own radio show,

However were here to tell you that youve got to go.

We love your quotes and all that jazz,

But we dont want you to change what our town already has.

Youre a craftsman who can make a vase in the dark,

Please leave us be without a trade mark.



Hey Martha, Katonah is not for sale.

Hey Martha, sorry we didnt post bail.

Hey Martha, if you could leave that would be nice.

Hey Martha, were sugar and we need no spice.



K-Town doesnt need Martha Stewart Living

Or any of the bad press that youve been giving.

You preheat our ovens for bagels and loxs,

I hope they dont burn to a crips like your stocks.

Havent you learned anything from Paris?

This towns a democracy, we need no heiress.

You make batter that you love to mix,

Back off our town, the 10536.



Hey Martha, Katonah is not for sale.

Hey Martha, sorry we didnt post bail.

Hey Martha, if you could leave that would be nice.

Hey Martha, were sugar and we need no spice.