The Restitution

 
       

Genres: Post Hardcore / Metal / Indie

Location: Parkrose, OR

Stats: 59 fans / 3,566 plays / 1 plays today

Members: Mike, Tyson (no joke)

 

Restitution


1: an act of restoring or a condition of being restored: as

a: a restoration of something to its rightful owner
b: a making good of or giving an equivalent for some injury

2: a legal action serving to cause restoration of a previous state


One day Mike and Tyson were shredding in the living room and it was with such fury that unbeknownst to them, all the creatures of the underworld were being summoned by the squeals of their swiftly melting picks! One creature, the most fury-bred of them all, was the great and powerful Troll(!) who rose through the floorboards with a mighty GWAAAAAAARRRRR! With no foreknowledge of how to handle such a situation, Mike and Tyson apologized to the Troll and sent him back to whence he came. To their surprise, the troll attempted to smile, though it had been sometime since those particular muscles were used, and thus dislodged his starboard eye from its socket (he used to be a sailor in the Navy, though he never had much of an appreciation for the song "In the Navy" or Village People alike). The troll, promptly placing his eye into his hell-spawned furry pants, said "it's ok, it happens all the time." The troll then receded into the floor, going back from whence he came. THE END.



 

  • DJ_Tank said:
    Dude, you definitely have some great influences Jul 12
  • musicmidget said:
    those are good qualities to look for in a band member lol good luck! o d [;au with u but i live in texas lol sry Oct 02
  • mavrim said:
    good work.. keep up the faith, brother. Mar 16
  • apinksquash said:
    Lose some weight Fatty! Muhahaha, I get the first comment. Dec 08
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