Members: Mike, Kyle, Chris, Chet
Thorny Jack Cicadillac Cicale - Solos, axe, horsepower
Rasmussen the Dominator - Voice, axe, bunnies
Eat Mohr Chet - Bass axe, dancing
The Anti-Chris - Drums, face paint
Slaughter Master is here to assault your ear drums with a sound that's heavier than a trash bag full of angry diarrhea! Possessed by horsepower and drinking gallons of alcohol and gasoline daily, these guys don't take "shut the fuck up" for an answer! They're louder, heavier and WAY dumber than any other metal band trying to not suck... but they do it with way more pride and dignity! Not to mention they have dashing good looks, costumes, fake blood, robots, pickup trucks and muscle cars! With a sound similar to GWAR, Anthrax or Slayer, minus most of the talent, just one listen and you'll want to smoke a giant bag of crack and stomp on bunnies until your floor looks like it's covered in tomato soup and oatmeal!!!
ENJOY, MAGGOTS!
HellephanttX
said:
You guys sound pretty fucking kick ass. You guys remind me of GWAR. Robotic Apocalypse is fucking sweet. 3 2 1...FIRE!!! Nov 30
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