SORRY, FOR THE LAST TIME
Pop Punk / Powerpop / Indie
Sorry, For The Last Time is the awsome orgy of creativity and Haitian teachers. Started in a small, dark Latin room in Alexandria, S4TLT soon grew out of their small habitat and into the local library, where they were soon kicked out. The guys of the band draw their musical inspirations from the classics, All Time Low, Mayday Parade, CIWWAF, and even the ancient Blink-182. This cumulation of young, raw talent is sure to keep you entertained for years.
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Once upon a time (75 million years ago to be more precise) there was an alien galactic ruler named Ian. Ian was in charge of all the planets in this part of the galaxy including our own planet Connor, except in those days it was called Sorry, For The Last Time.
Now Ian had a problem. All of the 76 planets he controlled were overpopulated. Each planet had on average 178 billion people. He wanted to get rid of all the overpopulation so he had a plan.
Ian took over complete control with the help of renegades to defeat the good people and Sorry, For The Last Time. Then with the help of scene kids he called in billions of h8trs for income tax inspections where they were instead given injections of awsomeness and grooved mixed to paralyse them. Then they were put into space planes that looked exactly like DC8s (except they had rocket motors instead of propellers).
These DC8 space planes then flew to planet Sorry, For The Last Time where the paralysed h8trs were stacked around the bases of volcanoes in their hundreds of billions. When they had finished stacking them around then H-bombs were lowered into the volcanoes. Ian then detonated all the H-bombs at the same time and everyone was killed.
The story doesn't end there though. Since everyone has a soul (called a "Steven" in this story) then you have to trick souls into not coming back again. So while the hundreds of billions of Stevens were being blown around by the nuclear winds Ian had special electronic traps that caught all the souls in electronic beams (the electronic beams were sticky like fly-paper).
After he had captured all these souls he had them packed into boxes and taken to a few huge cinemas. There all the souls had to spend days watching special 3D motion pictures that told them what life should be like and many confusing things. In this film they were shown false pictures and told they were John Lucas, Doc and Connor. In the story this process is called "skanking".
When the films ended and the souls left the cinema these souls started to stick together because since they had all seen the same film they thought they were the same people. They clustered in groups of a few thousand. Now because there were only a few living bodies left they stayed as clusters and inhabited these bodies.
As for Ian, the Scene Kids finally overthrew him and they locked him away in a mountain of squares. He is kept in by a force-field powered by bad Madonna musics and Celine Deon, Ian is still alive today.
The End.
