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Michael J Sanders

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Genres: Acoustic / Rock / Alternative

Location: Staten Island, NY

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I'm always winning. I raced The Flash once and he got tired and gave me an automatic win. Hollywood calls me up occasionally to say it's jealous. I one time hid for a few minutes and the world said it missed me. For all 24 years of my life, I've been trying to live up to my own legend. I scared a ghost by saying "Boo". The President calls me up for advice, he never takes it anyway, so now I let it go to voicemail. The Old Spice guy calls me "Me" so when you hear him saying "your man can smell like me" he's actually talking about Mick Sanders. After Superman died, he came back because I told him to. I got angry once and wiped out an entire species (sorry dinosaurs). Every time I wake-up the universe says "Thank you for living another day". Batman got over his parents death a long time ago, but he continues to fight crime because he knows it entertains me. Kirk Hammet picked up his guitar and asked me, "How do you do that?". Abraham Lincoln never told a lie, but only after he lied to me once and I bitch slapped him, then made him free the slaves. The Boston Tea Party was awesome. I got soooo drunk, we had a wet "Tea-Shirt" contest and everything. Everyone in the Guinness book of world records is currently in second place to me.