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LOVE SLURPEE

On Tour / We are, in and of ourselves, a genre.

Genres: Other / Other / Other

Location: Saint Louis, MO

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Members: Ryan Hanlon. Andrew Anzalone. Bruce Allman. Corey Bruce. Rakem "Roc" Stamps.

Originated in 1992, Love Slurpee began as a very advanced science-fair project. The project's hypothesis was to determine at what tone and decibel certain musical noises could produce sexual stimulation of the female's reproductive organs. The project leaders soon found themselves up to the elbows with overwhelming amounts of information, and a very disturbing obsession began to take over their everyday lives. Their friends and family soon started to shun them, as they were ever consumed by their drive to complete their lifes' work. Slowly but surely they faded out of the social community in what many townspeople referred to as "crazy person" seclusion. After exploring any and every possible type of composition, sixteen years had not-so-soon passed. But their work finally paid off in 2008. Dead broke, homeless, unshowered, and disgusting to many many people they scraped together what was left of their lives and started recoding in the basement of a nearby supporter and friend to them. These are the as-of-now only recordings of their much awaited findings, something they could only describe in words as "love slurpee". Prepare yourselves for the sounds that only these five masterminds could produce, and hold on to your women tight. You'll need to.