I want someone to fly me out for a taping of @NBCTheVoice I'm gettin pissed
Dec 08, 2012
Good night and joy be with you all.
Dec 08, 2012
If I ever opened a gym, memberships wouldn't be renewable unless you put the equipment back from where you got it.
Dec 07, 2012
RT @erin_willett: "I was trying my best to be someone, that you would see as well spoken and fun...." Feeling @JamieLono's EP right now ...
Dec 06, 2012
Oh sheeeit http://t.co/FGOoGdk7
Dec 06, 2012
The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow creatures as meaningless is not only unfortunate but almost disqualified for life.
Dec 06, 2012
Headin to din with the boys. We is gonna compare socks. #socks http://t.co/upNENtkK
Dec 05, 2012
Let's go down to the farm and catch ourselves a hootenanny #mustache #beer http://t.co/tk1NM1b8
Dec 05, 2012
My last tweet made absolutely no sense.
Dec 04, 2012
Bruno made was literally do frickin good on the Victoria secret fashion show.
Dec 04, 2012