PureVolume

 
Next »
 
 

Detestable Darling

 
       

Genres: Death Metal / Reggae

Location: Canada

Stats: 3 fans / 38 plays / 0 plays today

   
 
 

0:00

Album:

Artist:

 
 
 

Members: Rowan - Bitch; Jolene - Writer and BeatStealer

HAI!
We are Detestable Darling
and we hail from Calgary, AB.
We are aborted children that
are called Jolene and Rowan.
The use of oxymorons, irony, and
sarcasm is a vital part of our lives.

Oh yeah, sorry if the genres threw you off.
That was obviously Rowan's fault.
But it's it's fine, because in 7 years
Kayla and I plan on paralyzing her.
Hence the classy yet clever song title
"Rowan (2016)".

This account will surely be abused with
off-key voices, songs to lower our friends'
self-esteems, and inside jokes that no one will ever get.

Thank you for wasting your time.

 

  • bobby simmons said:
    your sooooooooo good looking, i want to have your babies Jan 15
  • rowan. said:
    amazing. simply amazing. i am so excited for 2016... >:[ Dec 26
  •  
 
 
Advertisement
 
 

bobby simmons

Canada

rowan.

Czech Republic

Jolene

Canada

view all 3 fans