PureVolume

It's a bright & sunny day... birds are singing... but that's not all they're doing... they're out there pissing & shitting all over everything... why do we always forget all the naughty shit they do? ...just because some winged rat screeches on key, gimme' a break?

Anyway, people seem happy & content & the cell phone is quiet and the radiator blows up but I handle that, because it happened to go down when I had some coin in my pocket... so I guess I won the fucking loser's lotto... I lucked into a wad of cash when shit went down so I was actually able to pay for it... Yay fucking me!

...Anyway, it's bright & sunny & all is well...

I should be cool but I have to wonder... what about the last swirl as it goes down the toilet bowl?

Seriously... there's that lazy swirl that never goes down that doesn't even erase the skid marks... & it takes for-fucking-ever to dissapear... & you have to jiggle the handle to make it finally go away...

Or there's the power swirl that spits out blue, poisonous, fine smelling venom that devours the toilet bowl like a water spout in the Gulf of Mexico at 3 PM on any day during the tourist season... the one that devours everything in an instant... including ass, enamel, & seat...

I mean, which swirl are we? Just another dull pointless skid mark, or are we arm-a-fucking-geddon? ...& do I have time left to catch a buzz before we hit the sewers?