Short order By Don Eminizer
The second I made the decision I knew it was over, the finality of it settled in, and a serene, easy calmness descended upon me. In for a…
Meet the Band
Don Eminizer is lead singer of 99 Burning. Hes a former professional wrestler, TV and radio host, author, and has been a broadcast writer for the better…
The Competitor By Don Eminizer
They had all come out in the miserable November weather to see the quarterback. Well, he used to be a quarterback, but those days had…
Eddie G. was a slick old bastard. In fact, Slick Eddie G is what he called himself, apparently he was creative too, as he sat down and drank from your coffee, hed tell…
Ok boys and girls and wayward souls lost like me and even you straight fuckers that just like to poke their heads in the tent and stare at the freaks Here we come
Gue…
"Have you ever done drugs, Don?" The queer voice rang. The voice pissed me off, frankly.
"Of course!" I smiled. "I was a child of both the inner city killing fields a…
Hell yes, kiddoes, now its time for some real meat for supper, not just gravy and blood and bread... real meat for supper leads to real pudding afterwards, just ask Pin…
so I burn my hand on the damned vicks steamer... it's some midieval bronchial torture device created to clear nasal passages from across the room, and secondarily capab…
welcome to the US... circa GW '06... land of the fleeing.... home of the slaves.... what's left of the dream, huh? undercover cops in whatever car they feel like drivin…
It's a bright & sunny day... birds are singing... but that's not all they're doing... they're out there pissing & shitting all over everything... why do we always forge…
